And Now For Something Complete Different

It’s the last week of August, when normally we’d be posting our Let’s Talk Tech videos, but this month, we decided we would try something different. Don’t worry, we’ll return our regularly scheduled informational videos soon, but for now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the fabulous song stylings our Director of Technical Business Development, Rhiannon, as she performs a song about the various myths, rumors, and misguided beliefs about the infamous dark web.

Hello (From the Dark Web)

Hello, it’s me…
I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet
To go over all I stole
They say that time’s supposed to heal ya
But your system still got holes

Hello, check your visa.
I’m in Mother Russia dreaming about your security
While Facebook legally hacks ya.
I’ve forgotten how it felt before bitcoin fell at our feet

There’s such a difference between us
And a million nodes

Hello from the darkweb
I’ve hacked the webcam by your bed
To tell you I’m sorry,
that you never caught on
And when I call you never
Screen for my phone

Hello from your bedside  
Bet it makes you wannacry
To know that I’m evil
For breaking into your mail
But it don’t matter, it’s spam
and I won’t go to jail, but you’re poor

Hello, I like being you
It’s so typical of me to talk about myself, I’m sorry
that your credit score is low
Did you ever close that bank account
That bought my Mercedes Benz

It’s no secret. The cops think you are me
That was smart of me

So hello from the other side
I leaked your pics a thousand times
I’m so not sorry
Cuz your bod is fine

Guys pay me for that
But you won’t see a dime

Hello from the darkweb
I catfished you and played pretend
but I’m still not sorry
For breaking your heart
My profile is fake, hope it
doesn’t tear you apart anymore

Oh, anymore
Oh, anymore
Oh, anymore

Hello from the darkweb
I’m a lonely teen with no friends
Sitting in my basement
with everything that I’ve done.
I’ve just booked an airline
With your debit card

Hello from my vacation
At least I’m being honest, hon
When I say I’m sorry,
for breaking your heart
But it don’t matter,
I’m a black hat and you’re not

Au revoir


But wait, there’s more! We were not content to simply bring you one video this month, no! It’s well known that we play Overwatch as a company team-building exercise on Fridays, so we thought it might be fun to imagine what it would be like if our favorite agents of Overwatch had office jobs. Deep Core Data’s employees may not be major league gamers, but we know how to defend the point from the opposition.

Which, in this case, just happens to be the office copy machine.

If only Genji had stayed with the rest of the group and hadn’t run off to flank the printer all on his own…

We hope you enjoyed this peek into Deep Core Data’s office culture, and our goofy senses of humor. As important as meeting the daily quota is, sometimes, you just have to take a break and laugh. That’s all for today; tune in next week for more data tips, tricks, and discoveries with Deep Core Data.

2017-09-01T09:42:24-04:00August 31st, 2017|Company News, Popular Culture|

About the Author:

Andrew is a technical writer for Deep Core Data. He has been writing creatively for 10 years, and has a strong background in graphic design. He enjoys reading blogs about the quirks and foibles of technology, gadgetry, and writing tips.

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